Scientific Break Through

Stop Press! This morning it suddenly came to my attention that a rare, genius of a man has managed to bend and possibly break the laws of physics. Unbeknownst to many, he has created a device that allows him to travel through time. Unfortunately he seems to have decided that rather than using this huge scientific achievement to help humanity to reach a better existence and reverse its past mistakes, he is going to use it to peddle bland 2003 based rap music to us.

I just finished watching the video for Flo Ridas apparently number one song. Regardless of the paper thin wood that makes up the bottom of the originality barrel he has been scraping, my main problem with the whole affair are what he is visually presenting to us. The only thing that I can think of that would be more plain and pointless than the video would be if the company that makes Smiths Salt and Shake crisps decided to make a spin off snack sans the vital condiment, called Smiths Just Shake. Plus, what is he wearing? Big jeans and gaudily logoed t-shirts are a hip hop cliche regularly on show in this type of thing, but he looks like he's been dressed at Wellesbourne Market. Plus he's wearing a leather Gilet. I'm going to stop there, that is all that needs to be said.